It's just a beard oil

The world is full of beard oils. I don’t consider myself an authority to tell you why you should get (S)PARTA over some other beard oil. 

"Know thyself". We know that from The Matrix, but it was already the old geezer Socrates who mumbled those word back in the days of antiquity. 

So you go for what allows you to express yourself, but let me tell you why I’d choose (S)PARTA. 



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I noticed that even some of the pricier beard oils contain other stuff than oils. It’s my beard and face you’re talking about here. Call me a hippie, but I prefer keeping alcohol, parabens and other additional crap away. 

Now, that natural shit is cool, but it could mean many things. And not only good things. So to keep it real, we're keeping it organic.

While we’re at it, (S)PARTA Beard Oil is also gluten + lactose-free, plant-based, non-GMO, contains no parabens, silicone or alcohol. 

Let's make it eternal


The Recipe is OG

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Olive oil isn’t just for cooking. The Spartans used it already over 2000 years ago for skin and beard care. Rich in vitamins A, E and antioxidants, olive oil helps protect the keratin in hair and seals in moisture.

But rubbing just olive oil is gonna make your beard greasy and gross – I learned it the hard way. So we add a dose of Grapeseed oil's light touch along with its moisturizing features as well as high concentrations of nurturing vitamin E and balancing linoleic acid.

Sweet Almond oil treats and prevents dandruff by nourishing the scalp while adding that smooth silkiness and shine to make your beard even sexier.

If you've been around trendy people, you probably know how both Jojoba and Argan oil are all the craze. And for a good reason. But turns out due to their larger particle sizes they don't permeate the beard hairs too well. It took quite some testing, but I ended up finding the right balance.

And finally, the creme de la creme: botanicals found in the Finnish forests. Finland’s nature is full of potent herbs with benefits of both mental and bearded health. But instead of a facial herbal bombardment, I think less is more and chose only two. 

Angelica Root (Väinönputki – Wayne’s pipe). 
Juniper Berry (Katajanmarja



Small Batch

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I don’t have an issue with capitalism as such, but there’s something romantic about preferring small companies, family businesses and supporting your local. 



“The Price is Right”

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When I started this, I decided there’s only one way of doing this: doing it right. I’m sick of half-ass cheap products and marketing gimmicks trying to make something appear better than what it actually is. And then charging astronomical prices. 

Man, I hate that shit. 

I’m proud to have created a product that I can stand for and tell you how good it actually is and feels. 

Ideally, I'd prefer being able to share this with you for free, floating in a cosmic acid trip where rubbing beard oil to each others faces is an act of purifying infinite love. 

But for the time being, I decided to go with 35 euros.